Archive for March, 2008

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I’ve Got So Much In My Mind Lately… :/ [Pointless Shit]

March 31, 2008

Well…yes, I’ve just been thinking so much lately, it’s weird. I just can’t get my mind in a right state of mind lately…I’m always thinking and it’s strange. I’m asking myself questions, my usual happy go-lucky mood has been more of a confused and foggy mood as of lately. :/

I’m sort of like, confused and unsure about something, but I really do not know what. Like I said, this is really weird for me because usually, I’m that one smiling bafoon who won’t quit smiling and laughing and not have so much in mind. I think it may have to do with the constant weather changing, like 3 days ago, it was very nice and sunny, around the 70’s temperatures while the last few days have been cold and rainy and it’s kind of like a stupid cycle, it needs to reach the point of STAYING WARM. </333 cold weather. d>:^(

Well, I’ll also post more random crap, like it says on the title: “Pointless shit” and it’s at it’s very best, lol. In my spare time, I’ve been working on a Romantical survival type of story. It’s not just one couple, but it’s actually a few couples, some just getting together, some having been together for years, but yes, anyways I posted a part of my story on a site and all I got were good reviews! I was so proud of that! :)
People said things like: “Aww, that’s so cute!” “Please write more!” “Haha, that was kinda hot.” and other shit like that so that’s a huge motivational boost for me because I’ll admit, I’m very sensitive about my work and am usually uncomfortable with sharing it.

Let’s see, I feel like rambling on more, so here goes!

I’m seriously considering at least getting one decent picture of myself on here, I mean, when thinking about it, it is unfair that I know what people look like but people have no clue what I look like so I might as well get a picture up somehow. I wouldn’t really know how to but I’m sure a friend could help me out in doing that. My boyish face, big blue eyes and dimples must grace the internets somehow! :P

I might as well buy a new Microphone as well, then I could talk to some of my bestest peoples over at Msn, Skype, Stickam, or wherever the fuck it’ll work. =]

Okay, well, I have seen and heard of some pretty insane things in my life, but well…after reading an article today….I can never look at a table the same way ever again. This article was found by myself by one of the posters at GIF, it was a link to…..to……

…..A 40 year old married Man with 3 kids facing charges for having sex with a metal table…..

:o !!!!
Well, uhmmms, yes yes, that is pretty fucking gross and disgusting and uhmmm, EIUELL! Icky! Gross! *screams and waves hand around like disgusted faggot boiii*

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,343031,00.html

“Ohio police have arrested a man who was caught on tape allegedly having sex with a picnic table.

Art Price Jr., 40, of Bellevue, Ohio, was arrested after a neighbor videotaped him engaged sexually with the metal table, according to a report on FOX19.com.

Price was seen on four separate occasions, always between 10:30 a.m. and noon, having sex with the picnic table, Bellevue Police Capt. Matt Johnson told the TV station.

“The first video we had, he was completely nude,” Johnson said, noting the table in question had a hole in the middle intended to hold an umbrella.

Price, a married father of three school-age kids, faces felony counts of public indecency because his house is near an elementary school, according to the report.”

Ewwwwww what a sicko! Bleh! That stupid Splinter Dick! :o

Umm, la la la la more pointless bullshit! :D

Today was rainy and I got rain in my hair! Weeee, tra la la tra la la la! I’m tired as hell, today, I’m so beat, can’t stop yawning and would love to sit and be lazy for a while.

EDIT: Man, talk about weird. Before I went to sleep, I kept on thinking of the song, Another Brick In The Wall by Pink Floyd and played it a few times. Well, uhh, I had my TV on the Classic Rock 24/7 channel as I slept and later on, that very same song woke me up! So crazy I swear!

So after writing about random shit like Men fucking tables, My Stories being rated, my thoughts inside my big ol head, and other pointless shit, having another odd physic thing happen, I will leave you all with one last question, this is more of a question to any of my friends [Answer in comments please]:

“Would you try to be my friend for as long as humanely possible and no matter what?”
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That’s it, okay, K Thank You Bye I WUB YOU ALL! :P

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This Nigga Is Crazeeeee!

March 30, 2008

:o
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I Have A Hater….I Need Your Undying Love And Support BADLY :’(

March 28, 2008

Zomg, I logggeded inn wit Pltatoon aand sawd ths onn my chnnel!!

webkinz446 | March 27, 2008 (Block User)
hey people u guys are stupid i hate ur backround!!its so ugly
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Now I know of a YouTuber who makes bulletins when he has haters, and well, he is just a swell guy overall, so I’m taking my inspiration off of him! That is why I write about my haters, every real man writes about his problems when offended, right?!! Well, I was mortally offended by the comment so I asked her nicely to leave me and my channel alone, even went far enough to 5 star her videos and beg for her to leave me alone in a channel comment. :(
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Platoon86 | March 27, 2008
Just like your face, fuck off you stupid cunt.
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See??? I’m begging her to LEAVE ME ALONE!

Today’s message was brought to you in sarcasm, if you cant detect it, you are obviously quite fucking dumb, have a nice day!<333 xxxxx ilu kthanksbai!

On a brighter note, I took a quiz today and it said I looked like Jenifer Love Hewitt. :P

Unfortunately, I’m a little too flat chested so our looks aren’t as similiar as I had hoped…. :( :(

ohhhhh and
http://www.youtube.com/bulletin_read?id=TX0phiICGDo&user=Platoon86

:P

EDIT: THE WAR CONTINUES!! :P

1. I got blocked by the Crocker look alike, lol.
2. I’ve got a loyal protector!! I am no longer the damsel in distress! My knight’s come to save me!! :D

http://www.youtube.com/profile_comment_all?user=webkinz446

[following 2 posts by Chris after the insult, this is all on HER OWN DAMN CHANNEL, LOOOL]

webkinz446 | March 28, 2008
im only nice to people who are my friends and whoever is a fan of ashley tisdale and vanessa hugends!ok?
webkinz446 | March 28, 2008
idc i like the way i AM AND MY FACE IS NOT WEIRD CAUSE IM POLISH AND IT IS A BETTER COUNTRY THAN URS!
iluvcadegoes2college | March 28, 2008
why r u such a friggin hater?

webkinz446 | March 28, 2008
im NOT!! IM A REALLY NICE PERSON!!!

iluvcadegoes2college | March 28, 2008
then if ur such a ‘nice’ person why r u bein rude 2 platoon86 & sayin crap like
‘oh i hate people like u & ur back grounds are so ugly’ then? cuz seriously its dumb and stupid like ur shitty ass.

iluvcadegoes2college | March 28, 2008
srry 4 my choice of…colorful language but seriously u brought it on yourself by being rude, & heartless to a youtuber u dont even know. so i suggest tht next time get to know a youtuber or leave them alone if you dont like them, k?
b/c would u like it if a person u dont even know just said ur dumb & stupid on ur page? guessing not so just leave platoon alone & you’ll be left alone. Get it? got it, good
LEAVE PLATOON86 ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LEAVE PLATOON86 ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LEAVE PLATOON86 ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LEAVE PLATOON86 ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LEAVE PLATOON86 ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LEAVE PLATOON86 ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LEAVE PLATOON86 ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LEAVE PLATOON86 ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LEAVE PLATOON86 ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LEAVE PLATOON86 ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LEAVE PLATOON86 ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LEAVE PLATOON86 ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(making sure your gettin the message)
AND APOLOGIZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
U STARTED IT NOT HIM!!! & IM FINISHING IT!!!!!

webkinz446 | March 28, 2008
LEAVE ME ALONE TOO!PLZ!!
webkinz446 | March 28, 2008
W.E.
iluvcadegoes2college | March 28, 2008
k ill leave u alone just as long as u leave platoon alone k?

webkinz446 | March 28, 2008
ok!

iluvcadegoes2college | March 28, 2008
k then. buh bye

webkinz446 | March 28, 2008
bye!
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Bwahahahahahaha!! ^_^
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2Girls1Cup….Terminate it?

March 27, 2008

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiJ84JHOdgE

Yes folks…I have been thinking for a while to remove the video, it’s the 2nd thing to appear on Google [for me, anyways] right after the site itself, it even appears before Wikipedia for fucks sake! lol.

There are things I love and hate about the video, I really dont know what I’ll do with it…

It’s still getting a ton of views and comments and well, it’s just rather insane, I dont even go on the account much anymore and it’s still earning a bunch of subscribers, it went from 214 to 228 in a week’s time I think. I think it’s just kinda shitty how I’m getting so viewed and all those subbers when I feel like my friends videos that are less viewed and even better than mine are better overall and need more subscribers. It makes me sad to not see my friends succeed and well, getting so much for a shit video that took me only 30 minutes to make is just crappy to me, idk. :(
Bottom line: I want my friends to do better than me.

Scamming over half a million scat freaks who were hoping to “do something” while watching the video and have it not be what they thought what it would be is rather funny though, my dull brain crushes their sick hopes. Makes me laugh my ass off and in the same time, make my stomach hurl, lol. =P

I won’t lie, I cant help but think how funny it would be to remove the video and how Google, multiple porn sites [yes, I've had people show me links to sites like that that have my video on it, ugh], multiple message boards would not be able to see it, it is all on my fingers and what they click…pretty crazy.

Well, I’m unsure what to do with it…hmmm….

EDIT: Come to think of it….I love the hate mail I get… [ps, had to make a few paragraphs so it's all seeable...]

from one friend to another  
you’re a fucking tool bag. you know why people are searching for this shit. why on earth you think someone would want to watch what some dickheaded loser like you actually spent time on posting online is beyond me. on behalf of everyone else trying to show a friend some fucked up funny shit online and instead came across your waste of space, you fucking suck. good day. dickhead. we think you suck at life. and we think you should stop…  

I love how he rants on wasting my time when he’s the one typing so damn much….oh, and so I dont “Waste my time”, I came up with a short and sweet reply for him.

Subject: Re: from one friend to another
Message: Original Message:
Awwww, cry me a river you fucking cunt. You got scammed and couldn’t jerk your two inch dick over a shit video, get over it.

Positives:
1. Funny hate mail.
2. I fool Over half a million scat freaks and fooling more each and every day.
3. I guess there’s more, but idk…

Negatives:
1. I get more than I deserve, which sorta makes me feel bad.
2. I can’t go to my Platoon86 account without seeing a woman swallowing shit.

Again, hmmm…

Okay….HUGE EDIT: I just found out from Garnet that the most viewed 2girls1cup video is now gone, the user was suspended…my 2g1c video is now the most viewed on YouTube apparently….holy fucking shit….

01:29
Added: 4 months ago
From: usiseros
Comments: 9770
Views: 12,380,691
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I Broke A Guitar String Today

March 26, 2008

Alrighty, so I was playing my AEX 500 Yamaha Electric Guitar on a full blown Amp today. I must of been playing for about 2 hours straight, what can I say? I’m a little addicted! ^_^

Well yes, I was playing it as loud as possible and playing it as if it were a Rock and Roll guitar, I had a Jim Dunlop Nylon guitar pick and was jamming away. It felt like my soul was on fire striking the strings as the loud music blared through, I was having a ton of fun and was doing nothing but playing nonstop for about 2 hours and wham! The fucking string broke! I tore that son of a bitch up! Haha!

I can get a little too into the music sometimes, I really should pick up a guitar like this sometime soon. I love my Ovation GCO57 Acoustic Guitar too but I know deep down, I’m more passioned to playing Rock! Rock and roll is just flat out my soul and what is me. Acoustics’s are also great, but Electric rock is just me. Okay, just sharing my fun crazy experience and fun times with my guitar, gotta go re-string it now, peace guys. ^_^

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Fuck You! :D

March 24, 2008

:P

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My New Video

March 23, 2008

Just a little slideshow with the song, “Across The Universe” by The Beatles.  Posted it on MusicOrGTFO instead of Platoon86. I FINALLY figured Windows Movie Maker, so no onetruemedia, lol woooo! fuck you onetruemedia! Ahaha, well okay, there it is, hope you like it! ^_^

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The Leon Russell Concert – Fucking Outstanding!!!

March 22, 2008

The title says it all, folks. Leon Russell, now 65 years old and fat, is still fucking brilliant!! He hasn’t lost a single step! He’s as good as ever! It was easily one of the greatest concerts I’ve ever attended! Holy fucking shit! It was bloody brilliant!!! I had way too much fun, haha!

Alright, so I left around 4:00 p.m, drove up about 2 hours down to where he would be playing, which was actually a pretty sweet theater, which had a nice stage, an area right in front of where Russell and his band were playing, to stand and watch up close or even dance. There were plenty of places to grab a beer, in fact, one was right by the stage! Talk about a sweet job, serve beer to people right by the fucking stage! How cool is that?!
Although, for the majority of the concert, we were seated up at the top balcony, and there was a place to get drinks upstairs from there. Well, before the concert I go in there to buy a cup of soda. There’s a young oriental woman in there, who is serving the drinks, she was short, glasses, pigtails, and had a bright smile for every single customer she served, she was quite cute and seemed pretty nice in general. She served me and I talked to her a little bit, just to be friendly. I kind of felt bad she couldn’t see the concert when other people with her same job could. Just wasn’t that fair. She said she didn’t mind though because she could still hear it and she had plenty of drinks nearby her, so she’d be alright. She was pretty funny! She also mentioned she got to see plenty of concerts from the bar stand by the stage, so I guess she isn’t all that unfortunate at all, haha.
I talked to her for about 5 minutes and we had a nice little conversation, this was before the show so I didn’t have much more to do.

Well, okay, before we even went into the bar/theater to see Russell and his band, perform, we had arrived a little too early. It was around 6:00 when we got there and we thought the concert started at 7:00 but it turned out it started at 9:00 and the place didnt even open until 7:00. So we drove around and found a cool guitar place, it was this big warehouse adorned with guitars everywhere. So we just messed around in there for a little while then drove back to the theater and hung out there, eating food and just talking to random people. We went to our seats around 8:20, we went up in the top balcony for most of the show, but we decided to go check out the area where people could stand as the concert was ending. As we waited for Russell and his band to come out, the wait was killing me! When it passed 9:00, I was thinking, “Dammit! Where the hell are you, Leon?!” Finally, at 9:12, Leon’s band members walk out, a young guitarist, a keyboardist, a bassist, and a drummer. Then, after they were all set, a man in a white coat and pants, plus a white hat and long white beard, and black shades that hid his dark eyes came out — It was Leon Fucking Russell! When he walked out, it was as if a God walked out, everyone was on their feet, excited as all hell. That was Leon Fucking Russell they were looking at!! Seriously, it was like as he walked, a bright atmosphere pushed out. It was outstanding, I had never seen a person walk and experience that before.

So they finally start playing, let’s just say this: It was just flat out awesome!! Every single one of them were playing great! I was at the top of the balcony but I could still feel the emotion of the music and the momentum!

But yes, brilliant fucking music,
After 2 hours of listening to the Godly music, Leon and his band were done. I was more than satisfied, Mr. Russell did better than I thought he would and I find it so damn remarkable that someone his age can still be so fucking good!!

But yes, really really fun night and great concert! We both had a ton of fun! 3 concerts we’ve been to this year, this one, hand’s down the best one yet!! Thanks for reading, love you all. Peace, love, and happiness! :)

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:) ^_^ :D

March 19, 2008

Ahhhh…I feel so happy!! :D

Everything has been so great, lately!! I’m in such a joyful mood that I’d thought I’d blog about how happy I am! Literally, I am just laughing and smiling and am just feeling so happy lately! I’m afraid my dimples will fall off my face! :P

For once, I feel like I actually have a great reason to have a TV on. It’s been on every moment I’m near it for once. Why, you are wondering? Well, I’ve got around 40 channels that do nothing but play music! I’ve always got my TV on one of those music channels, mainly the Classic Rock channel! ^_^
I’ve heard so many great tunes from there and it is just so fucking sweet! It even has interesting facts about the bands and artists and I’ve even been introduced to more new musicians and songs from it! :P
It’s nothing but Music 24/7! I absolutely fucking LOVE IT!!
Plus, I am so close to the Leon Russell concert!  :D

This Friday’s going to be so much fun! Overall, this week has been treating me great! Lots of fun, company, and LOVE! Nothing but happiness and feeling great for this entire week with the most exciting part of it still to come!! :)

But yes, I just wanted to share my happiness and I hope you experience happiness as well! Thanks for reading! <3 ^_^

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So I Had A Close Call, Today….

March 16, 2008

Let’s just say this: I’m pretty fucking happy I’m here typing this and having This Fucking Awesome Song That’ll Make Me Dance Like A Fucking Loonie Idiot on instead of well…..uhm….”sleeping eternally.” :P

I will leave you with a 5 pointless quick tips for today!

1. Never piss off a bear.
2. Listen to “Bad Guys” by Bugsy Malone and dance to it. :)
3. Make sure to shower every single night.
4. Laugh and smile and be happy.
5. Be happy that you are used to your TV and are aware of where all your channels are. [mine all got switched for the first time in at least 3 years, so yes, I'm a bit lost with that right now. :( ]