LMAO!

This video absolutely kills me!! It’s 10 minutes but I’ve watched it God knows how many times! LOL! I just can’t get enough of it, the fighting, the English voiceovers, the funny deep music, the other random parts, hahahahaha! It just kills me!! :D

Interesting

Wouldn’t that be something? Heath was a great actor, shame he passed away so young, addiental overdose at 28 and with some talent, damn shame. Ohh, and can anyone give me some random movie recommendations? Anything’s fine. Thanks.

Farklesnarks

Be prepared for a long entry, folks.

Well on the day before the 4th, dad and I decided to go into Charlottesville, which is a place I happen to like and it’s only about 30 minutes away from us. We had our things to do there, get our Sirius radio working again, have lunch with mum, who is working, look for a book I want, and see a movie. And a one, and a two, and a kabooom!

We drive up to some place that repairs vehicles but also sells things like TV’s, DVD players, and all sorts of electronics. About a week ago during the trip, our truck’s radio all the sudden did not enable the AUX option, therefore disabling Sirius radio from working. Dad and I are not all that smart in the fixing vehicle things area’s so we had the guys there take a look at it. 10 minutes later, our Sirius is finally back! :D
Believe me, dad and I were both thrilled, we love our Sirius radio very much! It delivers mass quantities of everything that matters to us both, music, sports, comedy, news, and even radio shows that were broadcasted before daddy was even born! Yeah, Sirius is loaded and the entertainment soars very highly once it is on, I love that little Sirius radio. ^__^

We then went to a great ol bookstore, Barnes And Noble. I’ve been wanting a book that was a favorite of Jim Morrison, who is basically my favorite figure of music of all time, and if you know me, you know I love tons of music but Jim and The Doors are right there on top, those dude’s just….idk…..were awesome, and yeah, they fucking rock! So anyways, that book is The Doors Of Perception, by Aldous Huxley.

It’s basically Hux talking about his experiences when taking mescaline, which can give people that psychedelicly feeling, then, he brings it into close details of how he felt and how it all was for him. I’m sure God knows how many musicians took this stuff in order to get into a different state of mind in order to write some songs or whatever, I know Jim Morrison and the rest of the band did that for sure. I’ve read about half of it so far and it’s definitely interesting, Huxley just describes it all in a way that really makes you think, I’m sorry, I can’t really explain it, it’s pretty awesome though. I’ll try to finish that as well as Heaven And Hell, which is also in the book, see the cover of the picture above.

After that, we went to the mall and walked around in there. I got lost in the video games store, Gamestop, I think it’s called, and I played some of the games in there. I was playing about on their X Box 360, playing good ol football game, Madden 09, I played two games and won em both, playing as my favorite team, The San Francisco 49ers, who I’ve loved since being a little kid. (I got a picture from Kindergarten representing my team with a Steve Young jersey to prove it! :D) I also played on the PS3 and played some NCAA 09, which is college football! Which I love more than even professional football. (college has more heart! :) ) I played as California and defeated the Navy football team in below 20 degree weather, that was fun! I also noticed a bunch of video games from years ago that I loved to play back in the days with my friends, all those years ago, at really really cheap prices! So now I wanna go back there soon! I think I’ll go with my mom to work and then walk to the mall to get them myself! :)

After that, dad and I drove by the theater to see what movies were playing, he wanted to see Will Smith’s Hancock, but I didn’t care for that and wanted to see what else was around, so we drove by and noticed that Get Smart would start at 1:30! Perfect! (It was around 12:25 and we had to go for lunch anyways) We had in mind to go there and see Get Smart after going to a Japanese restaurant to have lunch with mom, who was on lunch break hour from work.

We got down to the restaurant and I had a heart meal, which cost more than my parent’s meals combined, lol. My dad went off on me after ordering it but I just smiled it off and said, “haha…sorry dad!” He was mad for a little bit but I Survived! I had a bunch of pork strips, shrimp, rice, vegetables, and loved and ate it all, I was full as hell from it all, but dammit! It was good! :)

After that, dad and I went back to see Get Smart! Well, that movie was great! It had so many actors I recognized, hell, even one of my favorite football players was in it!  Bill Romanowski, who was a football player for the 49ers back in two Super Bowls and who was an insane motherfucker, he was a lot of fun to watch, he’s a bit crazy but hey, Romo rocks in my view! I’d seen him in a few movies and when it got to the plane scene, I thought I saw him sitting on the plane and I poked my dad. “Dad! I think that was Bill Romanowski!” (my dad actually met Bill and the entire 1989 San Francisco 49ers Super Bowl roster in Hawaii, another reason I’m so jealous of him) and he replied, “Pssh, quit the bullshit, you’re always acting silly and saying stupid bullshit.” I laughed and was like, “Okay, watch, keep your eyes out for him!” Then it showed Bill again and dad was like, “Whoa, okay, so that is Bill Romanowski..” I laughed and jeered, “Told ya!” It also had James Caan as the president. I’ve seen Caan in loads of films and he’s one of my favorites! He’s one hell of an actor, him playing as Brian Piccolo in Brian’s Song is enough to make anyone feel ready to cry! He can take plenty of roles and do damn good in them all! He’s funny too. Then there’s other funny faces that are familiar, Terry Crews, the huge pissed off dark black dude,  and good ol Bill Murray are playing minor agents, Masi Oka and Nate Torrence are the perfect duo to play a smart nerdy group. And Ken Davitian, what’s not to love about that funny, short, fat dude? :D
And then it has that gigantic dude from wrestling who can barely speak a word of English in it, his deep voice and just looking at him makes me laugh. I’m not much of a fan of Dwayne Johnson, aka The Rock and well, I was happy good ol Steve Carell killed him off!  Jesus, Steve’s funny as all hell, that fucker can make anything funny!  I was very impressed with his role and I liked Anne too! Great film overall! ^_^

We went home after that and I got into reading a little of my book, but then, looking at Axel turned me off from the book and onto grabbing and playing him. I am strongly considering getting him painted red by a professional, I really think I’ll do it. I played him for a while and soon found myself online, I ended up noticing there was a writing roleplay thing for Battle Royale on there, I figured it’d be a fun writing challenge so I checked it out. Sadly, there try-outs for calling what character you get to be was during my trip so I missed my chance to take any of the ones I really wanted, there were still 10 to choose from though. Yoshio Akamatsu, Toshinori Oda, Hiroshi Kuronaga, Yuichiro Takiguchi, Sho Tsukioka, Kazushi Niida, Kyoichi Motobuchi for male characters, and Yukiko Kitano and Haruka Tanizawa for female characters. I guess I’ll go through the characters real quick.

Yoshio Akamatsu – Fat, bullied often, likes videogames and anime, few friends.
Toshinori Oda – Rich, ugly, stubborn, mean, clever, no friends, violinist.
Hiroshi Kuronaga – Unknown personality, gang-banger.
Yuichiro Takiguchi – Short, real nice to people, innocent, anime dork.
Sho Tsukioka – Freaky gay boy, gang-banger.
Kazushi Niida – Mega-perv, soccer player.
Kyoichi Motobuchi – Male class representative, rich.
Yukiko Kitano – Tiny girl, nice, peaceful.
Haruka Tanizawa – Tall, popular, volleyball player, best friend of class president.

In the end, I chose Oda just because he was who I placed a bet on to win in the movie when I first saw it and because, I figured he’d be a challenge for me to write with because I’m really different from him personality wise. So now I’m using him in an up-coming writing challenge that’ll start July 9th. It’s difficult using him but I’m giving it my best anyways! ^____^

I ended up getting to know one of the writers, Luara, we added each other on Facebook, MSN, etc etc. Although, if I attempt to talk to her on MSN, it crashes over and over again, so, even if I’m talking on MSN with a different friend and it works just fine, she’ll message me and I have to ignore her unles I want my MSN to die, I dont know why my MSN does that, it chooses favorites I swear, haha. Well, from her, I found out that the manga version of Battle Royale could be read online and I got the link from her. Since then, I’ve been reading that and have read lots of that. That manga is something else alright, it’s really gory, shows a buncha sexual themes, drugs, etc etc, all that dirty stuff all into their drawings. Overall, I’m enjoying that version so far, I’ve still gotta ways to go into finishing that.

I watched a movie with my parents on the 4th, Charlie Bartlett, which was awesome. It was about this high school kid who gets famous in his high school after selling prescription drugs that get people high to his school classmates, gets the Principal fired, goes out with (and eventually sleeps with) the Principal’s daughter. (But not in a jerk way, he does love the daughter for her and it wasn’t to do the whole, “Omg, I banged the Principals daughter way”, it was more of her dragging him in a car and making passionate love to him kinda way) Charlie was just hysterical, he had something to him that had me and my dad laughing good. My mom was pissed off during the whole movie, she was pissed because she expected to be working and went into the restaurant, where there were already people working and they told her to go home, well, my mom stayed pissed off even during a funny movie because she got the night off……..yeah…

I’m sorry, but YouTube was pissing me off really badly last night. I figured out that in playlists, videos could be played on autoplay for unlimited videos so I put a bunch of my music videos on there and tried to play em….but….fucking YouTube’s new video player fucks it up like 70% of the time at least! Okay, do you guys know how the video thingy can pop to the end and then go back to the beginning to play? Well, every time it does that (which is like 8/9 out of 10 times), it fucks it up and it goes to the next video without even playing the video! God dammit! YouTube downgrades their video player, the bastards. :(
I even searched for videos of people ranting about the video player and rated them all 5 stars, it’s ridiculous, why fix something if it aint broke? So when I tried to enjoy my music while lying on my couch, playing video games, it skipped most of the videos due to the player jumping to the end then beginning more than half of the time, ughh. I don’t get it, why the fuck would anyone want the damn thing to go from end, beginning, real quick….why? What’s the goddamn point?! >:0 (I’m sorry, just that shit is ridiculous and just pisses me off good)

I’ve recently been playing the video game, Kingdom Hearts 2 all over again, I had beaten that game half a year ago or something but recently started from the beginning and have been playing that at times.

I’ve been trying to keep myself occupied on things lately, when Summer ends, and I’ll dread that moment, I’ll be going to a different county for a school (THANK GOD!), Greene County, which is like 20 mins away. My dad teaches at the middle school there and it doesn’t seem much different than Madison but hey, at least it’s something different so I’m happy about that, anything and anywhere I’d take over Madison county’s shit school and public.

Shit……this entry was really fucking long!! Guess my life’s not all that boring or something, I don’t know, haha. :P

Ohhh, and sorry for getting lazy on this thing….I get distracted and forget to write in here. Okay, this thing’s got over 2100 words….. *shuts up*

11 Is A Cool Number

To start, sorry for not updating this lately, I’ve been quite busy doing a bunch of silly and fun stuff as well as just getting so exhausted that I hit the point of laziness.

Unfortunately, after about 5-6 days, I am no longer in California. I loved California, it felt like home to me. It was so diverse and had so many things in it. From entering Needles in 120 degree weather to driving through a bunch of slanted roads in mountains to get out of it to enter Oregon, I had tons of fun and met and made some more friends. :)
To be honest, I really feel like I need to visit this place soon again.

Well, I had a lot of great times at Tim’s house, he and his family were so nice, he, his wife, and his 20 year old daughter were just awesome and they let us stay there for 3 days. They welcomed us with open arms and provided dad and I some happy times. We watched a movie that was just beautifully put together and genius, Across The Universe. I dont know where to start with that, it was just amazing. It was a collection of Beatles songs put into a 1960’s plot with so many interesting characters from a boy, Jude, from the UK, coming to America and falling in love with a girl in the USA named Lucy, when he’s forced by the police to go back to the UK for not being a US citizen, he still finds his way back to Lucy. His best friend in America was a dude named Max, Lucy’s brother. Max had the misfortune of getting drafted into the Vietnam war, he did survive and return home but kinda shell-shocked and damaged mentally by the war. After Jude came back to the US for a 2nd time and seeing Max, Jude asked how he was and Max replied, “I’m doing alright below the neck!” LOL. We all laughed at that.
They ended up staying and traveling about a band where the lead singer was this woman, Sadie, who was so much like Janis Joplin and there was also a black guitarist named Jo-Jo, who was very much like Jimi Hendrix. There was also this gorgeous Japanese woman named Prudence, who was basically a weirdo lesbian. The characters were all cool and plenty of situations happened that included songs from the Beatles not being sung by the Beatles, but still being completely awesome! :D
That movie seriously must be one of my favorites ever, it’s right there with Platoon, Life Is Beautiful, Fight Club, Saving Private Ryan, Audition, and a few others. There is another one similar to it but instead of Beatles songs, it’s songs by Bob Dylan! Called “I’m Not There”, I’m so gonna check that out! :D
Unfortunately, we never did take photos with them at all. :(
Tim said to me that I’d be welcomed back at any time. :)

Dad and I explored Cal often, just him showing me a bunch of old places he used to hang out at and such. A record shop he went to often even 40 years ago, had closed down really recently so he was bummed about that. Lucky for us, though, dad (by accident) found the new location of the place and the owner that he knew who had the record place open for 40 plus years. Dad thanked him for all the times for the music and such and got a T-Shirt off the man’s shop brand. Needless to say, the dude had a ton of posters, collectibles, and so much more of old good shit from music, TV, and other cool stuff from the times ago. There was even a Gibson SG in a protected case in there, okay, so what? Well, that SG was used by the late John Cipollina, who was the lead guitarist for the psychedelic rock band, The Quicksilver Messenger Service. He’s really famous and sounds fucking awesome, so it was quite an honor to see his guitar from that close.

We spent our last 2 night’s a friend of my dad’s, Barry. Barry is this big fun-loving, black, hippie. He’s awesome, dude is just hilarious and kind as can be. His wife, Sidney, is also a sweet-hearted and kind hippie. They welcomed us with open arms and I had a lot of fun there, they also had a dog named Shadow, who was a huge but friendly dog. They had a guy named Steven over from Hawaii who was also a friendly guy. Like Tim, Barry said I was welcome anytime and that if I ever came back, that’d he take care of me and show me the ropes of California, he even said my personality and how I acted was Californian and that I belonged there and that it was obvious I belonged in California. We got some photos with them. :)

Before staying for our 2nd night at Barry’s, we spent 3 hours at another close friend of my dad’s through his California days back like 20 something years ago, Skip’s. Skip is a rich dude, multi-millionaire and his property shows it. It’s like two different houses and bamboo flooring, along with a beautiful scenic area that had a swimming pool and a hot tub. His wife is from Thailand and really seems like an interesting woman. When I first arrived, she was sitting in a chair by the pool as her two daughters, Asia, 10, and Aldora, 8, were in the pool. Well, I talked with Skip’s wife(dad and I never found out her name sadly) for about 10 minutes, I asked her what was Thailand like and how she’s liking California and such. She went away from the pool and soon I was just sitting by the pool while Asia and Adora swam. After a few minutes, I noticed the two of them talking and Adora was shouting and screeching in a funny voice, “Ask him!” I looked at them both and Adora laughed and smiled all silly while Asia kinda shook her head in a “*sigh*, my sister is so dumb..” way, lol. Well, what they wanted me to do was swing a tether ball around so they could both try to catch it and win a game. Well, I agreed to play it and swung the ball around the side of the pool as the two tried catching it, Adora ended up winning 10-6. Adora then kept asking me to enter the pool and said, “Get in the pool, it’s gonna be radical, dude!” Haha, well, I gave in and entered the pool. Before I did that, though, I had to give up all of my “money.” They handed me these strips of skinny green spuds and I had to rip them off and put them into an orange bucket in order for that money to help the hot tub foundation according to those two, lol. Well, basically for the next 3 hours, I’m acting as I guess a big brother role and play whatever little game the two wanted me to do. Volleyball, monkey in the middle, collecting the “money”, you name a game, I likely played it. I’ll admit it, I had fun though, it was nice to see the two little kids having so much fun, I had them laughing pretty good and well, making people smile and laugh is always fun. :)
Afterwards, their parents were both all over me, thanking me and telling me how their daughters loved me and how nice, friendly, funny, and fun I was. They showed me around some more places of their beautiful area. Skip’s wife is a Buddhist and she and Skip gave dad and I pennants, the one I got was a picture of her master and dad got one of some other Buddha guy, I felt quite honored by the fact she gave me something so dear of her. Their gifts are supposed to help bring well-being, happiness, good fortune, and safety so that’s all fine and dandy, then, ehh? :) They showed us the way out and Asia and Aldora came out again and hugged dad and I, both of them telling me to come back soon, thanking me for playing their games the past couple hours, take care, and that they’d miss me. The two of them really were nice girls, they’ve already seen a lot of the world according to what dad told me, so that’s pretty interesting, I hope their futures turn out well. Like Tim and Barry, Skip and his wife said I was welcome back at any time. :) I also thought, due to all of that time with the kids, that someday, I really hope to have my own kids. Maybe at my age, it’s a silly thought, but that’s what I think. ^_^
Here’s some pics from that 3 hour visit.

California was just amazing, I met so many amazing people and it truly felt like home. Those few days there were some really fun and unforgettable days. :)
The drive out of it was brutal as hell, to be honest. We were driving through this route was was constant slants over mountains and such from like 9 in the morning to 7 at night, I took 3 headache pills, more than I’ve ever taken in one day in my entire life. That drive was just brutal and dad said we must of done 2500 slants and he said he wasn’t exaggerating. We were both dizzy and felt sick. In the first 3-4 hours of driving, we pulled over and I nearly threw up. I never did throw up and soon, I was feeling alright and we found a Starbucks and a Mexican restaurant. Dad went in Starbucks, I went in the Mexican restaurant. Dad gave me $7, which wasn’t enough to buy anything. Lucky me, the Mexican lady at the counter, was extremely nice (and cute :P) and let me get by  with an $8 burrito meal with beans, cheese, and chips. It tasted great and I thanked her for it, she just smiled and acted friendly and said it wasn’t a problem and all and that it’s good to do kind things for people , I, eating the delicious food, smiled and agreed wholeheartedly. We made it through the drive and got to a Motel 6 and are still doing alright, here I am, in Oregon. I am going to visit family, tomorrow, my cousins, Daniel, 17, and Carla, 21?, and my Aunt. They used to live nearby when I was a kid and I grew up visiting them but they moved away to Seattle a few years ago and we hadn’t seen them much, since. I’m looking forward to seeing them again. :D
I gotta do another I think 9 hours of driving tomorrow but it shouldn’t be as slanted and bad as today, so that’s good. :)
I’ve had a lot of fun, I’ll never forget these experiences, it’s truly been amazing.
Thank you to Shar and Shley for being my audience in all of this, your comments on all of this are truly appreciated! Thanks both of ya! :D ^_^ <333

Over and out…..goodnight! ^_^

So You Ask: Who Is My Favorite Star Wars Character And Why?

Ahh, Star Wars, the legendary series that’s been passed generation to generation. I first saw those epic movies as a young lad and have still watched them since growing up. What I’ve been asked lately is this: Who is your favorite Star Wars character and why? Why, let me tell you! :)

JEK PORKINS – RED 6

Yes folks, THE almighty JEK FUCKING PORKINS!
Jek Tono Porkins was a pilot for the Rebel forces. He was fat. He was sexy. He kicked ass. He took no prisoners. He had a good appetite. He had moobs. He had flames on his helmet. He was a BAMF. HE BLEW UP THE MOTHERFUCKING DEATHSTAR!

Oh, I know what you will say! “Nuh uh! Luke Skywalker did!”
No! He did not!! JEK TONO PORKINS DID! I SAW IT WITH MY OWN EYES!

Early on, Porkins was called in unexpectingly at the last second to participate in the Battle of Yavin, the battle to take down the Death Star and save all! Anyways, a member of the Red team by the name of Wes Janson (<333) became ill, very ill. So ill, he could not get out of bed. Janson and Porkins were very close friends and Porkins knew Janson was upset. Porkins, being the great man and friend he was, told Janson, “Do not worry, friend, I shall take your place in this death mission, by the way, please tape the next episode of  Who Wants To Be  A Millionaire for me though, I’d appreciate that.” (Jek was always a sucker for TV shows) Janson was touched by the bravery of his close friend but he warned Jek: “The X-Wing I have is kind of having problems, it may not be the best one to fly but there are no other replacements, are you sure you want to fly this?” Porkins replied with a hearty laugh: “Only a pussy would back down from such a mission just because of that, I will take that X-Wing and blow down the Death Star!” Janson was said to be extremely touched by his friends bravery.

As I just said, Jek Porkins was given the worse X-Wing in the suicidal mission to blow down the Death Star. Jek was known as “Red 6″ of his pilot crew. There were 12 in the Red force and 7 in the Gold force, adding up to 19 pilots. Jek was 1 out of 19 in this suicidal mission. But you ask me this!: “How did Porkins blow up the Death Star? He died early. lolz”

My friend, you are wrong! Porkins blew up the Death Star, get over it. Sure, it shows in the beginning that his X-Wing indeed blows up.

But what happens after this? Oh, you assume he is dead, it’s the obvious assumption, ehh? Well, he’s not! He is very well alive! Let me explain what happens!

Jek Tono Porkins’ body was carried by the gravitational puddy force of the skies. Porkins knew his very legendary career as a pilot was to come to an end, he knew though, the overweightness in his body would keep him alive! Porkins knew he had to do something amazing before his demise.

There was even PROOF of him being alive after the explosion! In the movie itself, it was asked, “Red 6, have you seen Red 5?”

Porkins knew he’d be mourned and missed by all his comrads but he knew, he had to go down with doing something amazing! Porkins shifted the fatness of his body as close as he could, closer and closer to the Death Star! As he did that, he noticed many other X-Wings blow up, he knew he had to hurry, he had to insert himself into the Death Star, therefore clogging it up and blowing up the Death Star! Porkins moved and moved and finally! His gigantic ass was stuck into it! Porkins heard the Death Star make many noises and he smiled to himself. “This motherfucker’s about to explode!”

MIGHTY PORKINS BRACING HIMSELF IN THE EXPLOSION, INSIDE THE ASSHOLE OF THE DEATH STAR, LAUGHING VICTORIOUSLY! :D

Porkins dissapeared sure, but he took down the motherfucking Death Star down with him! Jek was elected to the Hall of Fame for the Rebels, his bravery and sacrifice had saved the planet from pure destruction.

“Nuh uh! Luke Skywalker blew up the Death Star!!”

STFU! HE DID NOT! WATCH YOU FUCKING BASTARD!!

As the video shows above, it proves it was not Luke who blew up the Death Star. Han Solo shot down the other TIE fighters so Luke Skywalker  would go home, Solo had been contacted by Porkins to do that, Porkins noticed Luke was in trouble and out of the goodness in his heart, knowing he was a relative to the princess, called Han Solo up with his cell phone, alerting him to shoot down the others and save Luke. Porkins was said to be a huge influence to Solo, Solo, upon knowing Porkins was there, came immediately, obeying his orders. (Solo thought Janson was to be Red 6 and not Porkins, which was why he did not fight earlier in the battle) Porkins kind act prevented Luke’s death, blew up the remaining TIE fighters, giving him the passage to the Death Star’s “asshole” as Porkins had referred to, blowing it up, saving the galaxy.

Jek Porkins is easily the baddest motherfucker of Star Wars, his sacrifice insured more Star Wars movies and saved everyone. It was in the first film his sacrifice was made, the audience of the film were touched by his actions, also liking that his sacrifice saved everyone, showing there would indeed be sequels,  therefore making the audience wanting more! If not for Jek Porkins, the Death Star would of lived, the Rebels would of died, and…..Star Wars would of been over in only one film! So, I ask that you take 45 seconds to think of this legendary hero, the best of Star Wars: Jek Tono Porkins. Rest in peace, mighty legend.

A Rock Out Session With Big Will!

Alrighty, so today, one of my friends who moved away that I havent seen in about 2 years, William, came over to my house today. He called last night and it is about Summer so I guess it’s normal that he wanted to come over. I was happy, though, he’s a good friend and dude overall, so of course I gave him permission to come over.

Before he came over, I saw two movies, I watched Tae Guk Gi, which I’ve seen plenty of times and also saw the new Rambo movie as well. The Rambo movie was basically just mindless killing but hey, if you like that, it’ll float your boat. Everything else isnt really worth nothing, just the nonstop killing and action.

Well, he showed up at around 3:00, he was about the same size as before but he was rockin’ a mullet! It looked funny but awesome, though. =P

Anyways, I got him to watch Battle Royale and made him choose a student to bet on for each of us. (I made him choose one for me since I’ve seen the movie.) Anyways, he chose Boy #10, who dies like 6th overall, and he chose Boy #21 for me, so I died like 9th or 10th overall, lol. =P
He liked the film and he liked Taro Yamamoto’s character, Shogo Kawada, the most. I was guessing Kawada would be his favorite for the beginning, it was just a little gut feeling.

We had our little talk about girls and romance and what not. Basically, we can talk about that kinda stuff and aren’t afraid to. A lot of guys wont talk about it because they think it’s gay or something, I dont think it is, though, what’s so gay about it, talking about girls you love and wanting to find the perfect girl? I see nothing wrong with that at all. :D
However, it was kinda hard for Will to talk about, he hasn’t had the best of luck with girls sadly. It made me feel kinda bad for him and also made me feel really lucky…
I reassured him that everything would go okay for him though and to look on the bright side of life.

I got him to make a YouTube account: http://www.youtube.com/user/Deception29

I got him to sub Platoon86, cyberhyper, and choochooloco! Wooooohooooo! :D
He even watched the most recent choochooloco video and laughed pretty good!

We spent time after that messing around with MUSIC! William got on piano, wore shades, and was like Ray Charles! It was cool because he figured out the controls of the piano/keyboard and switched things up to unique styles and was sounding pretty good on it. I pulled out guitar and we played around, singing the most random songs we’d create in minutes (mainly, i created them) and just had fun with it. We made a couple songs, some of him just singing, some with us both singing, some with only me singing, and some piano solos from him. If you want to listen to them, then contact guitarhippy at gmail! :D

Tracks

1. Stand By Me – William O. (Covered by William singing “Stand By Me” by Ben E. King.)
2. I’m Not An Emo! – Justin R. and William O. (Sung by both William O. and Justin R. 60 seconds. Written mostly by Justin R., one line added by William O. though.)
3. I Was Born In Kansas City (Sung by Justin R. Piano playing provided by William 0. 60 seconds)
4. X-Mas Joy (Piano solo by William O. 69 seconds)
5. Dark Intentions (Piano solo by William O. 60 seconds)

Lyrics For Original Made Up Songs That Were Made In Minutes, One Made In Complete Thought While Recorded:

I’m Not An Emo!

William: I’m not an Emo!
Justin: I do not cut myself!
William: I’m not an Emo!
Justin: I dislike the devil!
William: I’m not an Emo!
Justin: I do not paint my face
William: I’m not an Emo!
Justin: I constantly smile!
William: I’m not an Emo!
Justin: I do not praise Marilyn Manson!
William: I’m not an Emo!
Justin: I dislike hatred!
William: I’m not an Emo!
Justin: I love your mother!
William: I’m not an Emo!
Justin: Oh wont you kiss me?!
William: I’m not an Emo!
Justin: I tell ya I’m not!
William: I’m not an Emo!
Justin: Peace and love!

(followed by bits of us both shouting “I’m not an Emo!” with me occasionally shouting, “Peace and love!”)

I Was Born In Kansas City

I was born up in Kansas City!
When my mother popped me out, she said I wasn’t looking very pretty!

But it’s all right now! It’s all right now!

I went to my Uncle Tony’s and he said, GOD DAMN SON, YOU FUCKING SMELL LIKE SHIT!

So I went back to Kansas City! And my mommy looked at me and said……BOY you STILL aint looking very pretttyyyyy!

Yes, our crummy lyrics are silly as can be. The 2nd song was made up in my head as it recorded, I made up random junk and waallahhh! :D
Again, if you want to listen to the bits, contact my gmail and I’ll send them….

BUT! In the comments, I want you to tell me WHY you want to listen to them! Okay?? Thanks!! <33333

Thanks for reading my junk, take care! :)

His Name Is Robert Paulson

Wow, so I watched Fight Club. Gotta say……that fucking rocked.

I wont go into detail, I’ll just say this: If you havent seen it, make yourself see it ASAAFP or also known as As Soon As All Fucking Possible. =)

It’s funny, the acting is good, the story is good, the music in it is good, everything is good.

Bottom line: Watch the movie!

Kthxbai :D

It Ain’t D-E-R-E, it’s D-E-A-R. And “Sarah” Ain’t Got No Two R’s, King. Damn You’re Dumb!

To start, this title was inspired by FRANCIS!

The following post has been reviewed and edited in order to have it so it fits all audiences, it took many hours of reading over to edit it, so appreciate it. :) …..okay it only took a few minutes. =P

Alright, blah blah blah, I watched a movie today, right above is the trailer, fucking freaky and twisted and umm…..sick. It’s called, “Teeth” and it’s about some girl with teeth in her ***DATA NOT FOUND***400 ERROR*** of all places. :o :o :o :o

This fucking movie was just too disturbing, I swear! From a potentionally nice looking couple, peacefully swimming by a little waterfall, then going back inside it in a little cave to something completely fucking scary happening and uhhhh, I dont know how to say all this scary and completely fucked up shit without giving it away! :o

Then I go into part 2 of the 2 parts and I see this shit on the description!: “Still a stranger to her own body, a high school student discovers she has a physical advantage when she becomes the object of male violence.”

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, okay, great but uhh……. :o

This movie just had me opening my jaw in the air in disgust and just cringing, I hated this crap, honestly, it’s just so fucking wacko! Whoever thought of this shit is one sick bastard! :o

But okay, there was one scene where Dawn, the fucked up woman, had to place her feet on these feet holders and the doctor was calling them, “Mr. Socky” I have no clue why, I was laughing hysterically about that. :D

Thank God, Dawn did end up ***WEEEEEE*** with some boy and well, he got out of it err…..alive. Another little thing added to it after it had ended.
Dawn: “I cant believe you’re still alive.”
Boy: *Laughing nervously*

uhhh………………………………………………………………….. :o I will admit, I felt so relieved for the poor bastard, by that, I mean the dude! I was so scared for him!

Well, it appears the boy is finally her hero and they can ***TRALALALALA*** with each other but then, it turns out he’s a jerk and while they’re ***TRALALALAING*** it err….happens again and I’m seen cringing like a baby with my jaw open in disgust. :o
He’s groaning in pain and Dawn, the evil bitch, just rolls her eyes and mutters, “shit.” ………..WTF MAN?!!! :o :o

Then she walks out muttering, “Some hero” as he’s howling in pain as his ***WONKAWONKA*** is squirting blood. [This is all on HER fucking bed as well!! :o ]

Needless to say, I don’t like her, she doesn’t even feel bad!! WTF?!!! :o :o :o :o

Ohhh, it aint her last victim, then she does it with the fucking brother!! Well, half or not related or w/e. She comes onto him and well, his ***d>:^D*** is taken and his fucking dog eats it!!!! :o

At the very end, an old man picks her up from the side of the road. [Yeah, random old man.]
Well, later on, he indicates ***KAPEWWWW*** with her and she then gets this twisted fucking look, as if it’s fun to use her ***AKEKEKEKEKEKE*** to dismantle and completely destroy the males ***AKOKOKOKOKOKO***

This movie was just so fucking gross, wrong, twisted and had me cringing and going :o so many damn times, I did not like this at all. No, no, no, NO! :( :(

Honestly, this is just beyond fucking sick, twisted, stupid, just fucking lame! Wrong as hell! More repulsive than anything. This is sick. Said it was funny but I only laughed at like one line, cringed and thought, “WTF?! This is just fucking sick…” for the rest of it. 1.5 out of 5…worst movie I’ve seen in a while…

Right, movie out of the way. I also wanted to mention that I’m trying to learn how to play the Juno song, it’s tough as shit even though it’s 2 chords! I’m such a noob, I so gotta train my fingers.

Right, that almost sums it up.

Special thanks to my boy, Brooklyn! [yes, that is his name], for the words used to Censor things! Brooklyn even has his own language, Brooklyneese and is a Hero in general. Thanks Brook! :D

Movie Talk: Meet The Spartans

Does it look stupid? – Well It Is!! :D

Well, I watched this movie and umm, it’s basically a really cheap rip off of 300. It’s completely stupid but I got some laughs out of it’s utter stupidness.

It’s just like 300, shows all the main scenes but with twists, it just makes everything completely ridiculous and stupid as all hell. Like I said, it will give you a few laughs for sure but it’s not hysterical.

I’d recommend the actual 300 if you want a real movie, this is just one that rips it off in a comedy that is beyond stupidness and stupidity. Acting was so dumb, the scenes were just ridiculous and couldn’t help but make you laugh quietly, shake your head, and say “Oh my Gawd, haha.” It had so much gay humour and other weird shit in it, it was just dumb as all fuck, man.

It’s not a very long movie either, it’s barely over an hour long, this wasn’t meant to be a great movie and it’s obvious while watching it.

If you liked 300 and would like to see a re-make but turn it into a ridiculous and stupid humour type of movie, go see this! 2.5 out of 5 for me.

Movie Talk: Evan Almighty

Well, I’m making a dumb goal to watch a movie every day of this week, watched two already, Monday and Tuesday is here’s Wednesday’s movie! Comedy starring Steve Carell and it’s flat out hilarious! Better than I thought it would be! [and I didnt think I'd likes this one, much to be honest] …….but I fucking LOVED IT!!! :D

It starts out with Evan as a popular politician, he starts on the job in a big fancy office and now lives in a mansion with his 3 sons and wife. All seems about normal….for a few minutes…

PS, all this shit happens at my very own shitty home! VIRGINIA! Hahaha! About time this lame ass state got some excitement!!! =P =P

Soon, Evan notices many strange signs – Signs that lead up to make him believe he has to build an ark, he’s also visited by none other than God himself! Morgan Freeman was great as God and had me laughing often, as did Steve playing as Evan.

Many weird things happen with Evan, he can’t shave without his beard growing back, he can’t ever relax because God is always messing with him, animals are stalking him, and more and more crazy shit happens that just has me laughing my God damned ass off throughout the entire movie!!

Things are a tad insane of course but I really loved it, man! So many parts had me laughing and towards the ark being done built and the flood and all that crazy shit, I found myself screaming like an idiot and laughing, and dancing whenever they did that stupid dance! LOL!

Quite simply said, this movie is completely hysterical!! Go see it! Recommended! 9 out of 10, 4.5 out of 5 for me! :D