Archive for the ‘Ranting/Bitching’ Category

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The Streets Are Fields That Never Die

August 1, 2008

Howdy dooly do amigos!

Lately my life’s been sort of relaxed, surrounding few things, but things I enjoy. These things include drawing, writing, playing music, and the most exciting one of all, breathing. :D

I drew a Gibson Les Paul, I wrote a few pages for my little writers challenge thingy, I played and practiced some more in learning Hey Joe by Jimi Hendrix, I also ended up breathing so many times today that I ended up losing count of how many times I breathed within a few minutes after waking up. :(

My Current Addiction Song

Credit goes to Grand Theft Auto: Vice City for helping me discover this song, so thank you Mr. Vice City! ^____^

The 16th birthday is like less than 2 weeks away so gotta say, that is quite crazy, heh? Whoa! :D (i’m fucking melting!)

I think the reason (other than seeing friends and  family) I want the birthday to arrive more than anything  is to get a new computer, lol. Seriously, I just am beaten down so many times by my MSN and it’s leaving behind ever abusive and heart aching results. In other words, as of now, this is what MSN does to me Take a look at these few and horrifying pictures of proof of abuse le MSN does to the hippie known as Hux.


Oh, and I do not have tits on the first picture. Shut up. :(

…..It even comes in film! :OTWICE!

But……by God’s name do I let an internet’s toy (yeah! i called you a toy MSN! whaddya gonna do huh?! HUH?!! >:O) bring me down! BRING IT MSN!

Hopefully after my Birthday comes and goes, the results will go in my favor in something sort of like this! :DDDD

:D !!!!!

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Fuck You YouTube

July 19, 2008

It’s not bad enough that the videos are screwed up when watching them and when playlists are completely useless, you also just gotta throw this in my face. :(

Scratch that. THIS REALLY PISSES ME OFF MORE THAN ANYTHING!! :’(

Just when I thought it was infinite, it goes and does this! Why?! Why?!!! DAMMIT ALL!!! I’ll never ever get over this!!1!

*says God dammit all*

Okay, I’ll be alright. Woooooo. *logs onto different account*

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Farklesnarks

July 6, 2008

Be prepared for a long entry, folks.

Well on the day before the 4th, dad and I decided to go into Charlottesville, which is a place I happen to like and it’s only about 30 minutes away from us. We had our things to do there, get our Sirius radio working again, have lunch with mum, who is working, look for a book I want, and see a movie. And a one, and a two, and a kabooom!

We drive up to some place that repairs vehicles but also sells things like TV’s, DVD players, and all sorts of electronics. About a week ago during the trip, our truck’s radio all the sudden did not enable the AUX option, therefore disabling Sirius radio from working. Dad and I are not all that smart in the fixing vehicle things area’s so we had the guys there take a look at it. 10 minutes later, our Sirius is finally back! :D
Believe me, dad and I were both thrilled, we love our Sirius radio very much! It delivers mass quantities of everything that matters to us both, music, sports, comedy, news, and even radio shows that were broadcasted before daddy was even born! Yeah, Sirius is loaded and the entertainment soars very highly once it is on, I love that little Sirius radio. ^__^

We then went to a great ol bookstore, Barnes And Noble. I’ve been wanting a book that was a favorite of Jim Morrison, who is basically my favorite figure of music of all time, and if you know me, you know I love tons of music but Jim and The Doors are right there on top, those dude’s just….idk…..were awesome, and yeah, they fucking rock! So anyways, that book is The Doors Of Perception, by Aldous Huxley.

It’s basically Hux talking about his experiences when taking mescaline, which can give people that psychedelicly feeling, then, he brings it into close details of how he felt and how it all was for him. I’m sure God knows how many musicians took this stuff in order to get into a different state of mind in order to write some songs or whatever, I know Jim Morrison and the rest of the band did that for sure. I’ve read about half of it so far and it’s definitely interesting, Huxley just describes it all in a way that really makes you think, I’m sorry, I can’t really explain it, it’s pretty awesome though. I’ll try to finish that as well as Heaven And Hell, which is also in the book, see the cover of the picture above.

After that, we went to the mall and walked around in there. I got lost in the video games store, Gamestop, I think it’s called, and I played some of the games in there. I was playing about on their X Box 360, playing good ol football game, Madden 09, I played two games and won em both, playing as my favorite team, The San Francisco 49ers, who I’ve loved since being a little kid. (I got a picture from Kindergarten representing my team with a Steve Young jersey to prove it! :D) I also played on the PS3 and played some NCAA 09, which is college football! Which I love more than even professional football. (college has more heart! :) ) I played as California and defeated the Navy football team in below 20 degree weather, that was fun! I also noticed a bunch of video games from years ago that I loved to play back in the days with my friends, all those years ago, at really really cheap prices! So now I wanna go back there soon! I think I’ll go with my mom to work and then walk to the mall to get them myself! :)

After that, dad and I drove by the theater to see what movies were playing, he wanted to see Will Smith’s Hancock, but I didn’t care for that and wanted to see what else was around, so we drove by and noticed that Get Smart would start at 1:30! Perfect! (It was around 12:25 and we had to go for lunch anyways) We had in mind to go there and see Get Smart after going to a Japanese restaurant to have lunch with mom, who was on lunch break hour from work.

We got down to the restaurant and I had a heart meal, which cost more than my parent’s meals combined, lol. My dad went off on me after ordering it but I just smiled it off and said, “haha…sorry dad!” He was mad for a little bit but I Survived! I had a bunch of pork strips, shrimp, rice, vegetables, and loved and ate it all, I was full as hell from it all, but dammit! It was good! :)

After that, dad and I went back to see Get Smart! Well, that movie was great! It had so many actors I recognized, hell, even one of my favorite football players was in it!  Bill Romanowski, who was a football player for the 49ers back in two Super Bowls and who was an insane motherfucker, he was a lot of fun to watch, he’s a bit crazy but hey, Romo rocks in my view! I’d seen him in a few movies and when it got to the plane scene, I thought I saw him sitting on the plane and I poked my dad. “Dad! I think that was Bill Romanowski!” (my dad actually met Bill and the entire 1989 San Francisco 49ers Super Bowl roster in Hawaii, another reason I’m so jealous of him) and he replied, “Pssh, quit the bullshit, you’re always acting silly and saying stupid bullshit.” I laughed and was like, “Okay, watch, keep your eyes out for him!” Then it showed Bill again and dad was like, “Whoa, okay, so that is Bill Romanowski..” I laughed and jeered, “Told ya!” It also had James Caan as the president. I’ve seen Caan in loads of films and he’s one of my favorites! He’s one hell of an actor, him playing as Brian Piccolo in Brian’s Song is enough to make anyone feel ready to cry! He can take plenty of roles and do damn good in them all! He’s funny too. Then there’s other funny faces that are familiar, Terry Crews, the huge pissed off dark black dude,  and good ol Bill Murray are playing minor agents, Masi Oka and Nate Torrence are the perfect duo to play a smart nerdy group. And Ken Davitian, what’s not to love about that funny, short, fat dude? :D
And then it has that gigantic dude from wrestling who can barely speak a word of English in it, his deep voice and just looking at him makes me laugh. I’m not much of a fan of Dwayne Johnson, aka The Rock and well, I was happy good ol Steve Carell killed him off!  Jesus, Steve’s funny as all hell, that fucker can make anything funny!  I was very impressed with his role and I liked Anne too! Great film overall! ^_^

We went home after that and I got into reading a little of my book, but then, looking at Axel turned me off from the book and onto grabbing and playing him. I am strongly considering getting him painted red by a professional, I really think I’ll do it. I played him for a while and soon found myself online, I ended up noticing there was a writing roleplay thing for Battle Royale on there, I figured it’d be a fun writing challenge so I checked it out. Sadly, there try-outs for calling what character you get to be was during my trip so I missed my chance to take any of the ones I really wanted, there were still 10 to choose from though. Yoshio Akamatsu, Toshinori Oda, Hiroshi Kuronaga, Yuichiro Takiguchi, Sho Tsukioka, Kazushi Niida, Kyoichi Motobuchi for male characters, and Yukiko Kitano and Haruka Tanizawa for female characters. I guess I’ll go through the characters real quick.

Yoshio Akamatsu – Fat, bullied often, likes videogames and anime, few friends.
Toshinori Oda – Rich, ugly, stubborn, mean, clever, no friends, violinist.
Hiroshi Kuronaga – Unknown personality, gang-banger.
Yuichiro Takiguchi – Short, real nice to people, innocent, anime dork.
Sho Tsukioka – Freaky gay boy, gang-banger.
Kazushi Niida – Mega-perv, soccer player.
Kyoichi Motobuchi – Male class representative, rich.
Yukiko Kitano – Tiny girl, nice, peaceful.
Haruka Tanizawa – Tall, popular, volleyball player, best friend of class president.

In the end, I chose Oda just because he was who I placed a bet on to win in the movie when I first saw it and because, I figured he’d be a challenge for me to write with because I’m really different from him personality wise. So now I’m using him in an up-coming writing challenge that’ll start July 9th. It’s difficult using him but I’m giving it my best anyways! ^____^

I ended up getting to know one of the writers, Luara, we added each other on Facebook, MSN, etc etc. Although, if I attempt to talk to her on MSN, it crashes over and over again, so, even if I’m talking on MSN with a different friend and it works just fine, she’ll message me and I have to ignore her unles I want my MSN to die, I dont know why my MSN does that, it chooses favorites I swear, haha. Well, from her, I found out that the manga version of Battle Royale could be read online and I got the link from her. Since then, I’ve been reading that and have read lots of that. That manga is something else alright, it’s really gory, shows a buncha sexual themes, drugs, etc etc, all that dirty stuff all into their drawings. Overall, I’m enjoying that version so far, I’ve still gotta ways to go into finishing that.

I watched a movie with my parents on the 4th, Charlie Bartlett, which was awesome. It was about this high school kid who gets famous in his high school after selling prescription drugs that get people high to his school classmates, gets the Principal fired, goes out with (and eventually sleeps with) the Principal’s daughter. (But not in a jerk way, he does love the daughter for her and it wasn’t to do the whole, “Omg, I banged the Principals daughter way”, it was more of her dragging him in a car and making passionate love to him kinda way) Charlie was just hysterical, he had something to him that had me and my dad laughing good. My mom was pissed off during the whole movie, she was pissed because she expected to be working and went into the restaurant, where there were already people working and they told her to go home, well, my mom stayed pissed off even during a funny movie because she got the night off……..yeah…

I’m sorry, but YouTube was pissing me off really badly last night. I figured out that in playlists, videos could be played on autoplay for unlimited videos so I put a bunch of my music videos on there and tried to play em….but….fucking YouTube’s new video player fucks it up like 70% of the time at least! Okay, do you guys know how the video thingy can pop to the end and then go back to the beginning to play? Well, every time it does that (which is like 8/9 out of 10 times), it fucks it up and it goes to the next video without even playing the video! God dammit! YouTube downgrades their video player, the bastards. :(
I even searched for videos of people ranting about the video player and rated them all 5 stars, it’s ridiculous, why fix something if it aint broke? So when I tried to enjoy my music while lying on my couch, playing video games, it skipped most of the videos due to the player jumping to the end then beginning more than half of the time, ughh. I don’t get it, why the fuck would anyone want the damn thing to go from end, beginning, real quick….why? What’s the goddamn point?! >:0 (I’m sorry, just that shit is ridiculous and just pisses me off good)

I’ve recently been playing the video game, Kingdom Hearts 2 all over again, I had beaten that game half a year ago or something but recently started from the beginning and have been playing that at times.

I’ve been trying to keep myself occupied on things lately, when Summer ends, and I’ll dread that moment, I’ll be going to a different county for a school (THANK GOD!), Greene County, which is like 20 mins away. My dad teaches at the middle school there and it doesn’t seem much different than Madison but hey, at least it’s something different so I’m happy about that, anything and anywhere I’d take over Madison county’s shit school and public.

Shit……this entry was really fucking long!! Guess my life’s not all that boring or something, I don’t know, haha. :P

Ohhh, and sorry for getting lazy on this thing….I get distracted and forget to write in here. Okay, this thing’s got over 2100 words….. *shuts up*

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Kansas….. #@$@$#%#%%#&%^^$#@# :(

June 14, 2008

That state was so huge, flat, boring, and lame. It had nothing in it and it made me feel like I was going to go insane, it was just complete utter shit, 423 miles of boring utter shit. I hope I never go there, again. :(

THANK GOD I’M FREE FROM THERE!! WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! :D

Driving through Denver tomorrow, plenty of mountains there I hear, that should be more entertaining. I’m looking forward to it. :)

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Updates Aweeeeee, Was I Missed At All? :P

April 30, 2008

Yeah, Verizon tore me a new one, couldn’t go on for 4 days, bleeehhhh! I even blogged on my own days without internet, don’t ask, just read and welcome me back! I’m in tears so you may want to embrace me and make me feel <333. :(

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Day 1 Of No Internet, April 26, 2008

Well, the internet has kicked me off completely, folks. Nowhere to go, nobody to talk to, nothing to access. It will be like this for an estimated 5 to 8 days, until then, no internet. I’ll live, yeah, I won’t completely break down like some people do, like Gloria Gaynor says – I will survive! :D

I am just focusing my time to other things, exercise, movies, friends, random adventures, there is a ton I can do, even if my county is a complete boring shithole, where the local hangouts in town are the McDonalds and Food Lion store. Yes, folks, I’m not even kidding you. This town doesn’t have anything decent, no local pool, no local movie theater, no local arcade, no Wall Mart, no Mall, nothing. It is all boring, mostly.

I start off the day with my friend, Rob, coming over. We’re doing random shit and my lawnmower is once again, fucked up. Rob is visiting and helping me out with that, he helps me push it to the truck, which was like 400 feet of pushing through thick grass, yeah man, 2 dumb boys pushing a lawnmower all the way to a truck. The lawnmower is one of those you drive around, like a 4 wheeler or something.

I had in mind to visit one of my neighbors to get it fixed. Note: These neighbors are poor rednecks, overweight, poor, live in a very very small house, live on welfare, little education in their minds, yes, bottom of the barrel. 9 out of 10 times, they can fix your shit though and my lawnmower is an absolute fuck up. I decide Rob and I will do that.

We drive a mile down to there place and knock on the door, a large redheaded red skinned redneck is there to greet us. He’s probably 400 something pounds, short, looks like your typical redneck. He is rather friendly though. I’ll identify him as “Redneck #1” for now. I’ve sold lawnmowers and bicycles to him before so he knows me somewhat.
Quick notes: I’m wearing a bandanna with a peace sign on it and a black tank top, my thick hair is rising up and occasionally blowing about in the wind. Rob’s wearing redneck type clothes. [He is a country boy as well.] Redneck #1 is wearing some sweaty t-shirt and just looks like he is poor as hell. [and he is.]

Justin: “Hey man.”
Redneck #1: “Hay buddy!”
Justin: “Yeah, my lawnmower is having problems, was wondering if you want to come by and we’ll let you hang on to it to fix it up.”
Redneck #1: “Alright, man, a sure thing.”
Justin: “Alright, sweet, thanks man.”
*Redneck #1 hops onto back of truck and Rob starts the truck up with me next to him.*

Rob: “Whoa man, his belly keeps getting bigger and bigger.”
Justin: “Haha, yeah. He’s good at fixing things though.”

We all arrive at my place and we put the lawnmower on the truck, I had to hop onto the back to grab the lawnmower in so this time, Redneck #1, aka Louie, is inside the truck with Rob. Rob drove the truck up to Louie’s faster than usual, probably hoping that driving faster would piss me off since I’m sitting in the open, the wind blowing on me, but I loved it. The wind feels good blowing your hair back like that, y’know? :D

We all arrive at Louie’s, one more redneck fat man comes out and some little kid as well.

Myself, Louie, and Rob put the lawnmower off the truck.
Little Redneck Boy: “Wow! Papa! Here’s another thing to work on!”
Redneck #2: “Rudy, you keep your dern mouth shut, boy!”
Little Redneck: “I’ll get to help fix er up, roight?”
Redneck #2: *grunts*
Justin: “So you help Papa out with this kinda stuff, eh?”
Little Redneck: “Yup! I always help Papa!”
Justin: “Alright, well, I’ll give ya 20 dollars for now to get some things needed for it.” *hands over 20 to Louie*
Louie: “Yeeehaw yes sireee, I’ll get roight to work on it!”
*Louie, Redneck #2, and Little Redneck are trying to push the lawnmower by their garage, they are having difficulty.*
Justin: “It’s a hassle man, doesn’t like to be pushed around, it’s like a stubborn ol’ woman.” :P :P :P :P
*All 3 rednecks give a “hee hee haha!” laugh and Rob and I laugh as well*

Haha, well after that, Rob and I get back to my place and his ass is lying on the couch while I type all that just happened, it’s only 11:24 AM, I wonder how my e-buddies are doing? Off for now…more to come! :P

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3:24 P.M.
Well, I’ve done quite a bit since 11:24 A.M. Rob and I went into town, we went to Christian’s Pizza, some really good pizza! I got myself a beef and bacon slice of pizza and a pepperoni and sausage pizza. Rob got two spicy chicken pizzas. We downed those and got a few thing’s from Sam’s Club, as we were leaving there, I saw a little girl that must have been like 4 or 5 I guess, she was staring at a gumball machine and obviously wanted a gumball, so I put in two quarters for her and she got herself a gumball. It was cute, she smiled happily and repeated “thank you” and I just smiled and said “You’re welcome.” Her mother also smiled and thanked me, it made me feel pretty good inside and it was only for giving up two quarters, Rob couldn’t help but laugh at me, haha. It was a simple thing to do and it made someone really happy, so in turn, it makes me feel really happy, just doing one little deed. ^_^

Then we dropped off some CD’s at a friend of mine’s house. As we did that, it all of the sudden just poured rain nonstop and heavy for like 10 minutes and then after that, it was bright and sunny as if nothing happened! I love it when that happens, man! Good ol Summer weather! We ended up soaked and as we were driving around in that rain, there was this car dragging this platform with chairs on it and these old people sitting on it had chairs over their heads! They were trying to not get wet! I couldn’t help it, I laughed out loud! It was hilarious! :P
Rob and I drove back to Louie’s and the lawnmower was fixed, I paid Louie a $50 and had to drive the lawnmower back to the house as Rob drove the truck back. We got the lawnmower back and Rob and I went are separate ways. Now, I’m home, enjoying this nice thunderstorm outside! I got to mow the lawn right before the storm. So yeah, this was a nice day, thought I blog about it, even though I cant actually post it on my blog yet. It’ll be there soon and you can read of my times without being online for a few days, well, take care! I’m going to run outside and enjoy this thunderstorm!! :D

Day 2 Of No Internet, April 27, 2008

9:28 P.M.
Well, today’s been one of those days, not much has been done today for me to be honest. I’ve just been relaxing, watching movies, playing music, etc. I haven’t gone outside very much today compared to yesterday. I woke up around 7:00 and had my breakfast, pancakes and syrup. I heard of the unfortunate news of Chris Long, who was my favorite player off my favorite college football team for years, was drafted by my least favorite National Football team, the St. Louis Rams, damn!! I was pissed about that but happy for Chris anyways, but it will suck because my favorite team plays the Rams twice a year. L
He was drafted 2nd overall and another Virginia player, Brandon Albert, was drafted 15th overall. I’m happy for both of them turning pro and being picked so early, I had a lot of fun going up to their games last season and other previous seasons. Another previously graduated player I liked, Tom Santi, also managed to get drafted.

I slouched around in the living room and watched a movie I like, Predator, it’s a really good Sci-Fi action one with Governor Ahnuld! “Get to da chopppaaaaaa!!” :D
I spent some time working on a new story I’ve decided to write. It’s called, “1,2,3,4, What Are We Fighting For?” and it’s about a guy who unfortunately, is drafted to the Vietnam war, fucking all of his hopes of playing professionally with his band and being with the woman of his dreams. The main character is named Johnny “Huxley” Armstrong and is mainly based off my own persona, even having my nickname as his main name. If you want to read it, just let me know and I’ll send it to ya. :D

I’ve played guitar for countless hours in my boredom state, my fingers are feeling so weird, man, lol. I played both, the Ovation acoustic and the Yamaha electric for what must have been a combined total of 5 hours today. I also played a stench of harmonica and electric keyboard as well.

I’ve found time to work out as well, I like to try and keep in shape. A little bit of lifting and I’ll admit, I own an Ab-Lounge to make sure my belly doesn’t become huge! :P
I think I’m going to try and grow sxe abs, look out folks! :P :P :P :P

I talked with my dad about the roadtrip thing and it’s sounding better and better! He’s been and lived in California in the past and is very familiar with it. He’s got friends who’ll let us stay with them for times and he also told me there might be naked beaches, where you basically have to strip down completely naked to fit in, haha. He told me they might not still be around but might still be, we might check those out. It’s pretty interesting though. We talked of what music to bring and how many concerts we would hope to attend and such, all that good shit. My dad and I are pretty close.

What does Justin look like? Ahh, something everyone’s been wondering. Well, you may know, soon! We’ll probably have a camera with us so some pics will be taken I imagine. I could upload some pics onto the blog and you will all know what I look like, I just hope your monitors don’t break once they reveal me! :P :P

I also watched the Wolf Trap concert DVD from the Doobie Brothers concert I attended a few years ago, the one where I saw Keith Knudsen and sort of predicted it’d be the last time I’d see him. Yeah, long story, it’s in a past blog post I did, called “Whooooooo!” I think, it’s about a Doobie Brothers song, What A Fool Believes. That’ll explain that whole crazy story. ^_^

Well, yeah, today was just one of those days. Sit around, relax, do silly shit, and what not. Anyways, take care! I can’t wait until I can actually share all this bullshit with all my online buddies! Oh, and eventually see the new choochooloco video, the wait has been such a bitch! Haha! :D

Day 3 Of No Internet, April 28, 2008

7:22 P.M.

Overall, today was a crummy long day. L
It was dark and rainy, not very warm at all. I had a headache for most of the day and about every moment of the day kicked shit in my face and sucked…but there were these 3 minutes and 42 seconds that were absolutely amazing! J
I managed to get on a computer away from home for about 10 minutes and got to YouTube, which is typically blocked, but somehow, I got lucky. There, I FINALLY saw the new choochooloco video! :D
It was like the Thai commercial moments, once the video started, I heard the dramatic victorious music and felt my spirits jump high, like it were an impossible goal that I just completed! I felt so happy, I finally saw the choochooloco video and it was LOLZY material! Waaaay awesome!! :D :D
Yeah, that was easily the highlite best moment of my boring and awful day. So, thanks Sharlene and Ashley! ^_^
It seems I might have the new modem tomorrow for the internet, not completely sure, but it may just be here tomorrow, so all this silly shit I’ve typed may be on the blog soon and actual real people besides myself can read and comment! Weeee! Now I’m not completely talking to myself!! :D :D

9:53 P.M.

Okay, I remember where Sharlene instructed me to go to record myself on my computer, so out of major boredom, I decided to try it! I cannot help but start laughing at my own voice clips! God! I’m so fucking gay! Hahahaha!! :D
I even recorded my reaction to “My Little Pony” so if you want to see that, I’ll send it to you! [if I know your e-mail of course] and I guess I could send other stupid recordings too. A quick FYI, the My Little Pony recording is 41.50 seconds! :P :P
Also, this Friday, I am going to another Eli Cook concert! This one is completely free too! :D

Okay, goodnight!! See you all back on the internets, tomorrow?? <333 :D

Day 4: 8:47 P.M.

I am finally back….someone hold me! :( :(

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Verizon = Cocksuckers

April 26, 2008

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbL33Rgcdo0

Grrr, I swear, Verizon is just fucked! I come home, tired as hell, would like to just surf the nets for a bit and relax, y’know? Well, Verizon does not agree with me…here is my “adventure” of trying to watch it. Hope you get a nice lulz, lolz, roflz, lolomgwtfbbq, or something similar to that.

*Goes to watch new choochooloco video*
“YAY!”
*Clicks play*
*video automatically ends*
Justin: :(
*Tries to get the video to work again*
*video ends after two seconds*
Justin: :(
*clicks again*
*video ends after 5 seconds*
Justin: >:o….. :(
*wonders if other videos will work, attemps to watch others, noticed none of them worked*

*Returns to choochooloco video and clicks yet again*
Justin: [15 something seconds have loaded] :D
Nigahiga in video: “So what are ya waiting for?!”

Justin in response: “Waiting for this video to load!”
*few more seconds go into the video*
Ashley in video: “I wish I had an ipod human!”
Justin in response: “I wish this video would load!” :P :P
*video dies again at 18 seconds*
Justin: :(
*clicks again*
*video dies at 23 seconds, where it looks as if Sharlene was going to fall face first down on the floor, worrying Justin*
Justin: :o
*clicks video again*
*Gets to 30 seconds, so it showed that Sharlene did not fall face first on the floor*
Justin: “Whew” :)
*clicks video yet again*
*video dies at 44 seconds*
Justin: “Oh God dammit. :( “
*clicks one more time*
*video dies at 44 seconds*
Justin: “I give up…” :(

The boy then goes on an adventure, he knows this isn’t the end, not by a long shot! Verizon hasn’t stopped this son of a bitch [very literally] yet!
*calls Verizon, of course, a Mexican picks up*
Mexican: “Hayro?”
Justin: “Yeah, my internet connection aint working right, dude, what’s up with that?”
Mexican: “Ohh, umm, w–we is workin’ on its, yes yes, we reallly are.”
Justin: “Uhh, well, hey man, I’m just wondering, why is it not working?”
Mexican: “Erm, we are trying very hard, sir, really really.”
Justin: “…….”
Mexican: “Ohh, hey, your voice sounds like that guy who do the internet prank, jajajaja, I do not ‘member the name sadly..” [I'm dead serious, he said this...now you get why I'm blogging this?!]
Justin: “Uhh…OwnagePranks?”
Mexican: “jajajaja!! Yee yee!”
Justin: *sighs an omg you are kidding me nigga sigh* “Ahh, you aint the only one to tell me that, but wait, just tell me, dude, what’s wrong with my internet connection?”
Mexican: “Oh sir, were working on its, honest honest, eerr, check the modem out and restart the computer.”
Justin: “Okay, fine, I’ll try that, thanks.”
Mexican: “jajaja!”
Justin: “……” *hangs up*

The boy known as Justin, then sighed deeply, he felt too lazy to mess around with the modem or anything else around the computer, he blogged about this and is now looking for a bite to eat. He will try to accomplish the goal of watching 3 minutes and 32 seconds of the new choochooloco video, only getting to 44 seconds after trying to watch the video like 20 something times. His stomach is growling and he needs a bite to eat, he wishes you goodbyes and hopes you do well. :P *UPDATES COMING SOON*
He is also proud to be one of the first to link this video, so owned to all you other bitches! =P

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April 9, 2008

[e-rant] YouTube……FUCK YOU! For removing the “See You In September” video that was the only real video copy, so fucking what if the user who posted it had 1700 plus music videos, so fucking what?!! Damn you, damn you, damn you, YouTube!! My God, that video was so funny and addicting! [i wont lie, i must of watched it 100 times in just a few days :P :P :P :P] You son of a fucking bitch, YouTube! Now the only other copy I can find is just some one that shows a fucking disk! Grrrr! I hate you YouTube!! :(

I would of saved the video somehow but I didn’t know how, dammit all. Why, YouTube, why?! What’s next you’ll come over to my house and burn it down?! Or are you going to shoot my mother?! Or will you force me to ear leftover chicken wings?! Again YouTube……….FUCK YOU!! :( [/e-rant]

I will have to find it on another site I suppose….
Oh and if anyone knows of any good video sites or how to save YT videos so that I can watch em forevers, please tell me in the comments! Thanks! :P
If you tell me how, I will love you eternally and forevaas!! :P ……..[unless you don't want that of course... :P ]